News Flash: Murdered Spammer Found Stuffed With Spam Can

Not really, but Brian would like you to believe it so, and in an attempt to help out Brian of Brian Flemming's Weblog create a new urban legend, check out this story about the:

Murdered man with a can of spam lodged in his throat.

Help a guy out and spread this not-so-true crime story! (Hat tip Harvey of Bad Example)