What is that Foul Smell? Why a Turd in the Punchbowl of Course!

I have been tagged by VW with the Turd meme! Yippee. That means I have to write a dirty ditty about some turd in the punchbowl. Here goes: Turd in the punchbowl no its not chocolate ice-cream Turd in the punchbowl oh wait, maybe its green Turd in the punchbowl this dirty ditty is done Turd in the punchbowl see? wasn't that fun? Ok, I am not going to tag anyone with this. Cause its kind of, well, stanky.